Theatres playing vampires suck

Every once in a while comes a movie so hated by critics, so heavily criticized, and yet oddly entertaining and extremely fun to watch. Find out after the jump. Of course it is. How dare you assume that I was saying this movie is good? Not a single thing in its dreadful 82 minutes running time is even remotely worth watching, or considered even slightly entertaining.

Her time is spent fending off ravenous bloodsuckers and one-dimensional classmates in a quest to find a date to her vampire-themed prom. Most of the jokes involve people getting punched in the face, or dated pop-culture references does anyone care about the Kardashians any more? Lanter fares better as Edward — his main responsibilities involve staring and keeping his hair in place. The most fun comes from Ken Jeong, who appears near the end. The film provides enough recognizable references that Twi-hards with a sense of humor should feel included in the jokes, or inspired to make up their own. Natalie Southwick can be reached at nsouthwick globe. Local Search Site Search.

Just like the previous Friedberg and Seltzer movies , the film was panned by critics for its humor and plot. Meanwhile, a killing spree is attributed to the Canadians, but the real perpetrators are a group of vampires usually mistaken for the Black Eyed Peas. Becca quickly befriends many students at her new high school, including Jennifer Anneliese van der Pol. She is also intrigued by the mysterious and aloof Edward Sullen Matt Lanter , who perplexes her during their time in the biology class, due his odd behavior. Later, when Becca is nearly struck by a van in the school parking lot, Edward stops the vehicle by thrusting another student in the van's way.

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