Sometimes with literal shit involved. Often with literal shit involved. Because I care about you. Before we embark on this carefully curated collection of def. And some, while worthy of a place in the annals of UD , may never have been tried with humans before.
A Complete Dictionary of the Most Bizarre Sex Slang
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Disclaimer: This collection of words is far more offensive than informative. The slurs revolve around a handful of categories: promiscuous women, homosexuals, and anyone who acts like a dick, a pussy, or an asshole. Likewise, most of the absurd sex acts are illegal, impossible, or involve an unhealthy amount of urine, feces, or vomit. The cataloging of these words and phrases is in no way an endorsement of them.
T here are teachers and parents for the facts of life. For the fiction, it's the Urban Dictionary. Created in by Aaron Peckham, who was then just a first-year student, the site allows anybody to add a word or phrase of modern slang along with its definition. There's an editing process, but not much of one, and as a result urbandictionary.
Photo by Guille Faingold via Stocksy. Ever groped for trout in a peculiar river? Know the difference between a quimstake and a dry mouthed widow? Slang is one of the most delightful things about the English language, and nobody knows this better than Jonathon Green, the author of Green's Dictionary of Slang and perhaps the foremost lexicographer of slang in the world. It is my life's work, in everything sense.