Milking cows jokes

How did you ever figure out the number of cows from a speeding train? Q: What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom? Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? I happen to own that ranch and I know for a fact that I have 1, head of cattle. Which cow is the best dancer?

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Their humor is based on the description of the respective system, by using the analogy of what would happen to the eponymous cows. Or: What to do with two cows? You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers.

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Cows Jokes

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