When we were offered press passes to yet another outdoor festival, we seriously weighed the pros and cons. Of course, one thing you can always count on is that going to the bathroom will be a terrible, nightmarish experience. Especially for girls. It's sad that something as natural and beautiful as the act of urination becomes an inconvenience to females, especially someplace where everyone is drinking a lot and that shit becomes inevitable. Consider the following. When a Porta Potty presents itself, make good use out of it.
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How I Learned To Stop Peeing 20 Times a Day
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet - FML
The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na Out came the pee and washed the spider out! Has it been that long OP? Along came a spider and sat down inside her spinning its web all day. So she wouldn't be pooping webbing, she'd be webbing penis. My random page view seems to be about 10 minutes late. OP, yeah that's really disgusting to find. I hope it's not a recurring thing.
The Ohio State University. Q : Help! I saw bright red blood on the toilet paper after I wiped. What should I do!?
No matter how careful she is, no matter how her bigass purse teems with delicate, fluttery paper products and hand lotion and tampons and aspirin and band aids, there will come a time in every woman's life when she's faced with a desperate pee situation. A toilet will be clogged, a bathroom inaccessible, the line for the bar's commode buzzing with bug-eyed coke users who can't wait to spend 10 minutes in there jabbering about how they're best friends now and isn't this music awesome? She will have to take a piss in a place that isn't a traditional sit-down toilet situation, and so will you.